Cockney rhyming slang decoder
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Cockney rhyming slang swaps a plain word for a phrase that rhymes with it, then often shortens the phrase.
Apples and pears means stairs, and people say apples. Type a phrase below to decode it, or read about 120 phrases in the list. Three have a page of their own.
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Apples and pears: Stairs. Apples and pears is often shortened to apples.
For example: Apples and pears means Stairs. Apples and pears is often shortened to apples..
Apples and pears: what it is, and what it is not
- IS
- Stairs, often shortened to apples.
- IS NOT
- About fruit: apples and pears is rhyming slang for stairs.
All the phrases
109 entries in this list
- Acker BilkMilk. Acker Bilk rhymes with milk; acker in tea.
- Alan WhickersKnickers. Alan Whickers rhymes with knickers; alans is said.
- AlligatorLater. See you later, alligator: a cheerful goodbye.
- Almond rocksSocks. Almond rocks rhymes with socks; almonds is said.
- Apples and pearsStairs. Apples and pears is often shortened to apples.
- April showersFlowers. April showers rhymes with flowers; aprils is said.
- AristotleBottle. Lose your bottle means lose your courage; aris is said.
- Artful DodgerLodger. The Artful Dodger rhymes with lodger; artful is said.
- Aunt JoannaPiano. Tinkle on the Aunt Joanna; aunt is said.
- Ayrton SennaTenner. The racing driver's name means a ten-pound note.
- Bag of sandGrand. Bag of sand rhymes with a thousand pounds.
- Barnet fairHair. Barnet fair rhymes with hair; people say barnet.
- Barney RubbleTrouble. Barney Rubble rhymes with trouble; in Barney means in bother.
- Bees and honeyMoney. Bees and honey rhymes with money, and shortens to bees.
- Big BenTenner. Big Ben means a ten-pound note; the clock pays.
- Bill and BenTenner. Bill and Ben means a ten-pound note.
- Boat raceFace. Boat race rhymes with face, and shortens to boat.
- Brahms and LisztDrunk. The composers rhyme with pissed; Brahms means drunk.
- Brass bandHand. Brass band rhymes with hand; a brass means help.
- Brassic lintSkint. Brassic lint rhymes with broke; brassic is said.
- Bread and honeyMoney. Bread and honey rhymes with money; bread is said.
- Bristol citiesBreasts. Bristol cities shortens to bristols; crude in most company.
- Britney SpearsBeers. Britney Spears rhymes with beers; britneys is said.
- Bubble bathLaugh. Bubble bath rhymes with laugh; have a bubble means laugh.
- Bull and cowRow. Bull and cow rhymes with an argument; have a bull.
- Butcher's hookLook. Take a butcher's means have a look at something.
- Cat and mouseHouse. Cat and mouse rhymes with house; back to the cat.
- Chevy ChaseFace. Chevy Chase rhymes with face; chevy is what people say.
- China plateMate. China plate rhymes with mate; my old china is an old friend.
- Cream crackersKnackered, which means very tired. People usually say cream-crackered.
- Currant bunSun. Out in the currant bun all day; currant is said.
- Custard and jellyTelly. Custard and jelly rhymes with telly; custard is said.
- Daisy rootsBoots. Daisy roots rhymes with boots; daisies is what people say.
- Deep sea diverFiver. Deep sea diver rhymes with a five-pound note.
- Derby KellyBelly. Derby Kelly rhymes with belly; derby is the short form.
- Dickory dockClock. Dickory dock rhymes with clock; the mouse ran up it.
- Dicky dirtShirt. Dicky dirt rhymes with shirt; dicky is the short form.
- Dig in the graveShave. A dig in the grave is a morning shave.
- DipstickA fool. British slang, not a true rhyme: the word comes from the oil dipstick, and it stings.
- Dog and bonePhone. The dog and bone rhymes with phone; on the dog means on a call.
- Dustbin lidsKids. Dustbin lids rhymes with kids; dustbins is what people say.
- Elephant's trunkDrunk. Elephant's trunk rhymes with drunk; elephant's is said.
- Fisherman's daughterWater. Fisherman's daughter rhymes with water; a glass of it.
- Frog and toadRoad. Frog and toad rhymes with road, and shortens to frog.
- Garden gateMate. Garden gate rhymes with mate; an old garden is a friend.
- German bandHand. German band rhymes with hand; lend a german.
- GiraffeLaugh. A giraffe is a laugh: having one means laughing hard.
- God forbidsKids. God forbids rhymes with kids; the gods are playing out.
- GrasshopperGrass. A grasshopper is an informer; to grass is to tell the police.
- Gregory PecksGlasses. Gregory Pecks rhymes with specs; pass the gregory.
- Half-inchPinch. To half-inch means to steal; the verb is half-inch, as in half-inched.
- Hampstead HeathTeeth. The London heath rhymes with teeth; hampsteads is said.
- Hank MarvinStarving. Hank Marvin rhymes with very hungry; Hank means it.
- I supposeNose. I suppose rhymes, near enough, with nose.
- Jack JonesAlone. On your Jack Jones means on your own.
- Jam jarCar. Jam jar rhymes with car, and is said in full.
- Judi DenchBench. Judi Dench rhymes with bench; on the Judi.
- Kettle and hobWatch. Hob rhymes with fob, the old word for a pocket watch on a chain; kettle is the short form.
- Lady GodivaFiver. Lady Godiva means a five-pound note; lady is said.
- Lean and lurchChurch. Lean and lurch rhymes with church; off to lean.
- Lion's lairChair. Lion's lair rhymes with chair; take a lion.
- Loaf of breadHead. Use your loaf means think for a moment.
- Lost and foundPound. Lost and found rhymes with a pound coin.
- Mars barScar. A Mars bar leaves its mark; mars is the short form.
- Mile EndFriend. Mile End rhymes with friend; an old mile.
- Mince piesEyes. Mince pies rhymes with eyes; minces is what people say.
- Moby DickSick. Moby Dick rhymes with feeling sick; call in moby.
- North and southMouth. North and south rhymes with mouth; shut it means be quiet.
- Oily ragCigarette. An oily rag is a smoke; oily is said.
- Oxford scholarDollar. Oxford scholar rhymes with dollar; holiday money talk.
- Paraffin lampTramp. Paraffin lamp is a dated word for a person with no home.
- Pat MaloneAlone. On your Pat Malone means alone.
- Peckham RyeTie. Peckham Rye rhymes with tie; straighten the peckham.
- Pen and inkStink. Pen and ink rhymes with a bad smell; it pens a bit.
- Pete TongWrong. It has all gone Pete Tong means it all went wrong.
- Pie and mashCash. Pie and mash rhymes with cash; a pie means money.
- Pig's earBeer. A pig's ear is a glass of beer in rhyming talk.
- Plates of meatFeet. Plates of meat rhymes with feet, and shortens to plates.
- Raspberry tartFart. Raspberry tart rhymes with wind; blow a raspberry.
- Roast porkFork. Roast pork rhymes with fork; pass the roast.
- Rock and rollDole. Rock and roll rhymes with the dole; on the rock.
- Rosie LeeTea. Rosie Lee rhymes with tea; a cup of rosie.
- Rub-a-dubPub. Rub-a-dub rhymes with pub; down the rub.
- Ruby MurrayCurry. Ruby Murray rhymes with curry; people say ruby.
- Saucepan lidsKids. Saucepan lids rhymes with kids; saucepans is the short form.
- Sausage and mashCash. Sausage and mash rhymes with cash; short of sausage.
- Sausage rollDole. Sausage roll rhymes with the dole; signing on again.
- Scapa FlowGo. Scapa Flow rhymes with go; scarper means run off.
- Skin and blisterSister. Skin and blister rhymes with sister; my skin.
- Sky rocketPocket. Sky rocket rhymes with pocket; deep sky.
- Splish and splashCash. Splish and splash rhymes with cash; splish is said.
- Spotted dickSick. Spotted dick rhymes with feeling sick; gone spotted.
- Sugar and honeyMoney. Sugar and honey rhymes with money; sugar is the short form.
- Sweeney ToddFlying Squad. Sweeney Todd rhymes with the police squad; the Sweeney came.
- Swiss rollDole. Swiss roll rhymes with the dole; on the swiss means out of work.
- Syrup of figsWig. Syrup of figs rhymes with wig; the short form is syrup.
- Tea leafThief. Tea leaf rhymes with thief; tea-leafing means stealing.
- Tit for tatHat. Tit for tat shortens to titfer, the hat on your head.
- Tod SloaneAlone. On your Tod Sloane means by yourself.
- Tom and DickSick. Tom and Dick rhymes with feeling sick.
- TomfooleryJewellery. Tomfoolery shortens to tom; nice tom means nice gems.
- Treacle tartSweetheart. Treacle tart rhymes with sweetheart; treacle is the short form.
- Trouble and strifeWife. Trouble and strife rhymes with wife; say it with love, or not at all.
- Tumble down the sinkDrink. Tumble down the sink rhymes with a drink; fancy a tumble.
- Uncle DickSick. Uncle Dick rhymes with feeling sick; took an uncle.
- Uncle NedBed, and sometimes head. Uncle Ned rhymes with bed; off to Uncle Ned means off to sleep.
- Vera LynnGin. Vera Lynn rhymes with gin; a vera with tonic.
- Weasel and stoatCoat. Weasel and stoat rhymes with coat; weasel is said.
- Whistle and fluteSuit. Whistle and flute rhymes with suit; a nice whistle is sharp dressing.
Rhyming slang works in three steps. First, take the plain word you mean: stairs. Second, swap it for a phrase that rhymes: apples and pears.
Third, shorten the phrase by dropping the rhyming word: apples. That last step is what confuses learners, because the part that rhymes is the part people leave out.
Once you know the trick, each phrase unpacks the same way: hear the short form, restore the full phrase, find the rhyme.
The list below holds more than 100 phrases, each with its meaning, short form, rhyme word, usage level and example. Treacle, kettle and dipstick have a page of their own with examples and questions; the rest live here only.
Every row is on the page, so the list works with no JavaScript at all. Type any phrase into the decoder above and it answers with the meaning. Or switch to Cockney mode and type a plain word to find its rhymes.
Rhyming slang is London talk, born in the East End markets, and it is playful by nature. People use it to show they belong, to tease and to keep secrets from outsiders.
That is why the labels matter: most phrases here are casual, fine with friends and too relaxed for a letter or an interview. A few are safe for anyone, and a few are rude: the rude ones are marked, so you can understand them and leave them unsaid.
You do not need to speak rhyming slang to live in London. Plain words are the simple choice: say stairs, phone and feet.
Learn the famous ones so you follow jokes and pub talk, try apples and butcher's with friends, and notice who shortens what. The short forms are the real test: when you hear ruby and think curry without pausing, you are starting to hear like a Londoner.
Questions people ask
How does Cockney rhyming slang work?
A plain word is swapped for a rhyming phrase, then the phrase is shortened. Apples and pears means stairs, and people say apples.
How many phrases are in the decoder?
More than 100. Three have a page of their own, and every phrase is in the list below with its meaning and short form.
Can I use rhyming slang at work?
Better not. Most phrases here are casual: fine with friends, too relaxed for letters, interviews and first meetings.
What should I learn first?
Apples and pears for stairs, dog and bone for phone, and use your loaf for think. All three are common and friendly.
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